So I watched "Torque" this morning....

Discussion in 'Pictures' started by Hozhead, Sep 17, 2006.

  1. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    This morning, I watched "Torque" for the first time.
    Damn, I thought Bike Boyz was a load of :bs: until I saw this movie. Hands down, "Torque" has some of the least believable and completely laughable stunts. Its one thing when you see sportbikes blasting through the dirt but when TWO riders manage to jump them onto the top of a moving train to fight it out, its just gone too far. :pigsfly: It was also great when Jamie Presley and that other blonde that I'd totally do decided to fight using their motorcycles as weapons!
  2. A person should actually feel dumber for having watched that dreadful movie

  3. my favorite was definetly the Lady fight scene can anyone really do that? :joke:
  4. I liked the part where he sped through the middle of new york city or wherever it was going about 250 MPH on that jet engine motobike and manuvering like he was going 20. haha
  5. CBRF2Old

    CBRF2Old <img src="/images/ranks/forum_admin.gif" alt="BRN

    Yeah, Hollywood seems to think that no one will notice a chase/race scenes that are suppose to be under a 1/4 mile taking 5 minutes on the screen. My favorite is the scenes where they have 100 yards to the end of the road/freeway/life...and they are going 150mph and have time to exchange gunfire/change lanes 12 times/call their loved ones... :bs:
    On Any Sunday (the original) rocks!
  6. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    There were two good things about that movie:
    1) Jamie Pressly
    2) When the guy said "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" and his girlfriend said "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." (At least the makes of this movie realized it was in the same class as The Fast and The Furious).
  7. :popcorn: I must agree it makes Biker Boys look like a 5 star movie. Ice cube and Jamie, the only 2 good thing about the movie o and when the credits started rollin that was a good part of the movie also. Its kind of like Kung Pow fists of fury, a really dumb movie had a few really funny parts.
  8. not to mention I did not know that a harley could go that fast also.
    Dont forget how when they are riding they can talk to each other and hear each other fine. I thought I was watching a power ranger movie, I know I wasnt because a power ranger movie is more believable.
  9. I liked the dirtbikes with sportbike fairings, and sounding like two-strokes... :bs:
  10. Torque

    Is it just me or is this the worse motorcycle movie you've ever seen?!?!? The stunts are so unbelievable that I felt like an idiot sitting there and watching it. :rant:
  11. Yeah... when I watched it I swear I could feel my IQ dropping.
  12. come one man we all know we are just as bad ass of stunt riders as all them......Dont we?

    I mean sht havent you guys seen me doing my 360 stoppy nose 120mph?
  13. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  14. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    J - you're speedo is WAY off. You were doing 95 mph TOPS!
  15. Yeah the movie was outright stupid. The only thing i liked in that movie was the blonde. :)
  16. That blonde was hot! and so was Christina Milian :devil1:
  17. oh come on may be American made but its not a total POS.....yet!
  18. :nutkick: :rofl:
  19. CBR King

    CBR King Moderator


    she is :censored: ing hot