Riders Bell

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by Proeve, May 31, 2006.

  1. do you have your?

    Ride Bell

    Definition: There are many stories about the Ride Bell. Here's one: Have you noticed that small bell on some people's bikes and wondered why it was there? It's more than just decoration. It has a specific function. As we all know, life has many mysteries that have no apparent solutions. One of these is Evil Road Spirits. They are the little gremlins that live on your bike. They love to ride. They're also responsible for most of your bike's problems. Sometimes your turn signal refuses to work, or the battery goes dead, the clutch needs adjustment, or any of several hundred other things go wrong. These problems are caused by Evil Road Spirits. Road Spirits can't live in the presence of a bell. They get trapped in the hollow of the bell. Among other things, their hearing is extremely sensitive. The constant ringing and confined space of the bell drives them crazy. They lose their grip and eventually fall to the roadway. (Have you ever wondered how potholes are formed?) The bell has served its purpose. If your bell was given to you, its power is greatly increased, and you know that somewhere you have a special friend helping to look after you. So, if you have a friend that doesn't have a bell, why not be the person to give them one? It's a nice feeling for the recipient to know you personally cared. The bell, plus a good preventive maintenance program by the bike's owner, will help eliminate the Evil Road Spirits.

    http://bs-discountmerchandise.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=Bells or Ebay.com lol
     
  2. Yeah I have had mine since I bought the bike
     

  3. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    I'm not superstitious (I'm practically anti-superstitious) so I won't put one on my bike.
    If figure I'd just end up having the bell fall off and go under my tire, giving me a flat. ::)
     
  4. I think I will go with pink handlebar tassels instead!
     
  5. oh yea tassels FTW, :dblthumb:
     
  6. Maybe a basket on the front would give the road demons someplace to sit with a good view
     
  7. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    Will you hang them from the pink bar ends you already have?
     
  8. dont forget about the old time bells with the hadle that you push RRRINNGGG RIIINNNGG
     
  9. Did someone say loading ramp????????
     
  10. Thats it Im diconnecting my horn for one of those!
     
  11. you will be like the guy on the aol comercial, riding his bike in a race

    loading ramp, :laughing:
     
  12. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    loading ramp :finger: :argue:

    Don't make me ban you!!
     
  13. suddenly it is all quiet and all you can hear are the crickets
     
  14. Awww ban away LOADMASTER!! :hail:
     
  15. Hey Farva Where is that place you like to eat, you know with the crap on the walls..?

    Oh! you mean Shenanigans

    OOHHH
     
  16. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    Speaking of Shenanigans....
    You remember teh Shenanigans I mentioned the other day? Look carefully and you'll see that I executed the plan.
     
  17. AGR8 is looking over my shoulder!!! crap. I think he is onto us...