Pulled this from another forum, but it is still...

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by mykeym, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

    I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, "I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I op ted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.

    I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

    We went onto the jewelery department where she picked out pair of diamond earrings.

    Let me tell you...she was so excited . She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled----WHAT?"

    I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I dded, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either...
     
  2. Tanman

    Tanman Moderator

    I've seen that a few times but it's still so funny. I've heard that initial conversation more times than I care to remember.
     

  3. Hozhead

    Hozhead <img src="/images/ranks/site_founder.gif" alt="BRN

    :laughat: :rofl:
     
  4. I am glad I dont have that problem with my wife
     
  5. me neither, I just get her good and drunk. :devil3:
     
  6. You haven't been married long enough ;D
     
  7. CBR King

    CBR King Moderator

    that is freakin hilarious :rofl:

    i havent heard that but holy crap i just spit rockstar on my damn keyboard